Saturday, March 31, 2007

A Sister's Perspective

My sister Hanna says she did not get to know our father well. After all, she did not live at home much of the time. In her teens, she worked as a live-in housekeeper.

Here's what she does remember ...

She remembers talking him into buying a typewriter when she was in school, promising to type his letters for him. She does not remember typing any for him. He never asked.

She remembers that Dad did not make life easy on himself. He had a car in the garage but walked to work.

She remembers that Dad did not like his daughters to wear lipstick -- so they would put it on while on their way to school. Hanna got caught, though. He saw her his way to work, or maybe it was coming back, and she had not wiped her lips hard enough.

She did not ask our parents to attend school activities, because she was embarrassed to be seen with them. (I remember feeling the same way because our parents were different from other parents, foreign.)

She remembers that Dad did not like things broken down. Shortly after she and her husband purchased their house, he drove down with a trunk full of stair forms and put in new front steps. Those steps are still in use today, 40-some years later.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

About My Father

My father was born in Russia, to German parents, and grew up in Poland.

After his father died from cancer and his mother remarried, he was kicked out of the house. His stepfather already had enough kids. He was about 12.

My mother was not his first choice. He was turned down by one of her sisters before he proposed to her.

He worked for a railroad before the war and drove an ammunition truck during the war.

On the battlefield, a dying soldier called out to him to come and pray with him. He did, and it was a good thing because the next bomb hit right where he had been.

After the war, he worked in a foundry.

He brought the family to the United States in 1952 and immediately regretted it, but there was no way to go back.

His first job in this country was shoveling manure.

The cousin who sponsored our family couldn't understand why he was in such a hurry pay his debt, leave the farm, and go to work for the lumber mill in town.

I don't remember this but he was very strict and once chased my oldest brother around the barn with a belt, trying to beat him for being late. It was a turning point. He had lost it and he knew it.

With me, the last of six children, he was always very gentle.

He liked to watch pro wrestling — cheering the good guys and booing the bad — and refused to believe the fights were fake.

He liked beer but preferred Coca-Cola.

He and my mother added a wing to my childhood home without the benefit of blueprints.

When the rest us were in the basement watching TV, you could find my father upstairs in the living room most nights, reading.

Like his father, he died of cancer at an early age. Fifty-three.

I'm fifty-two.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

All or Nothing?

Not long ago, I heard someone I like, someone I respect very much, say, "All religions are stupid."

I didn't say anything because, well ... all religions are stupid.

They're also deeply profound.

They speak to people in some essential way. They must. Otherwise, it seems to me, they wouldn't have any followers.

Here it's probably worth noting that I know a fair amount about one religion and a little about several others, but that's it. There are plenty I know nothing about. Plenty I don't want to know about.

Still, it seems fair to say that all religions are a mixture of life-altering truths and sometimes silly misconceptions. The only serious mistake, to my way of thinking, is the belief that there is only one path.

There are, in fact, many ways to reach any destination you can think of.

What makes religions seem stupid is that too many people think of them in all-or-nothing terms. I say take what works for you and discard the rest.

And be willing to change your mind in light of new information.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Marathon Entry

The runners, more than a thousand of them, were gathering on Broadway for the start of the Trail’s End Marathon, the oldest race of its kind in Oregon. (Seaside, to be exact.) We walked along the street toward the beach and watched them jogging and stretching. It was already past eleven o’clock, and the race was less than half an hour away.

My friend Dan and I were supposed to be among the runners — this was in February of 1984 — but I had developed shin splints and, when they kept recurring, was forced to stop training. Dan hadn’t run since he hurt his back about a month before. Still, it was such a nice day — no rain and not much wind — that I was itching to put on my racing flats. We watched a dog do a trick with Frisbees and I said to Dan, “There’s still time to get changed.”

He shrugged it off as if I was only kidding, but I could tell he was fighting hard not to get caught up in the excitement.

“Come on ...”

“No.”

“You don’t have to finish. Just look at it as a workout with a bunch of other people.”

“No, if I start I have to finish.”

Then, as luck would have it, my wife said she needed to go to our room at the Ebb Tide to get a coat. We walked there with her.

“I’m going to do it,” I said, once in the room. “I’m changing.”

“You’re crazy,” Dan said, but he started changing, too.

Joanne (that’s my wife) could hardly believe it, but she helped me by pinning my number, 549, to my sweatshirt. We had only about fifteen minutes to get into our gear, relieve our nervous bladders, and get back to the starting area.

All three of us were laughing and shaking our heads as we left the hotel. “I don’t believe this,” Joanne said, more than once. She snapped a couple of pictures of us stretching on Broadway, then rushed off to tell the others in our party what we were doing.

We were standing near a hand-written sign that read, Over 4 Hours, but everyone pressed forward as the time drew near. Then I heard a pop that hardly sounded like a gun and we were off.

Slowly at first, we started to jog. The street was lined with people, but we didn’t see Dan’s wife, or her parents, or anyone in our group. Did they see us? No matter. We had a race to think about now.

There were hundreds of runners strung out in front of us, the leaders already out of sight before we had run two blocks. The temptation was to go with the flow — that’s how we had gotten into this thing in the first place — but I wasn’t completely out of my mind. I was able to fight the temptation, although Dad didn’t make it any easier.

“I want to go a little faster than this, don’t you?”

“No.”

Our first split was nine-something. Too fast, considering I hadn’t logged a single mile in the past month and had been able to run only fitfully in the weeks before that.

Dan seemed surprised our pace had been that fast. The news didn’t slow him down, though. I tried again to tell him to relax, enjoy the race.

“It’s hard for me to do something I did competitively for so many years,” he said, “just for fun.”

Our next split was eighteen-something, still a little faster than the pace I would have preferred, but I felt good. The sun was shining and I was enjoying this. As we approached the first station, I let it be known that I was going to walk through it rather than try to drink on the run. Dan agreed and told me to get the ERG, not the water. I had never had ERG before, but it wasn’t half bad.

By now I had no idea where we were, but there were plenty of runners to follow, and Dan knew the course, having run his first marathon here last year. He told me, as we ran, where it would be taking us, but it didn’t really mean much to me. I knew all I needed to know: the course was 26.2 miles. What I didn’t know was whether I could go the distance.

This was my first marathon, and I knew I was not ready for it. I thought: Maybe, though, if I forget about my time, I may just be able to get through this.

“What was cross-country like for you?” Dan asked.

“What was it like?”

“Yeah. What did you think about it? What was it to you?”

We had run together in high school, more than ten years earlier. Dan had been my best friend. A gutsy runner in the Steve Prefontaine mold. I was a middle-of-the-pack team member.

I told Dan I had enjoyed the camaraderie and had felt I was contributing to the success of the team. I also told him I regretted not having pushed myself harder. “But then I have a tendency to burn out if I train too hard — so maybe I knew what I was doing after all.”

We ran past the place where Dan had first met his support crew the year before and kept going for several miles before our impromptu crew honked and waved on its way by in the baby blue New Yorker.

A little while later we spotted Joanne on a corner, focusing her camera on us. Connie, Dan’s wife, was there, too. We asked for Vaseline.

Connie: “We don’t have any.”

Dan: “Go to the store and buy some.”

He was in pain. His shorts had been rubbing him the wrong way for miles.

I gave Joanne the sweatpants that had been bound around my waist almost from the start and she, running beside me, asked, “Are you going to finish?”

“We’ll see.”

She shook her head, smiling. “You guys ...”

But I was experiencing some chaffing, too, and I could tell I was going to have blisters on both feet.

The next time we saw our wives, sure enough, they had the petroleum jelly, and we stopped just long enough to smear some on.

On the run, I told Dan about my blisters and he said that when we saw the girls again I should put Vaseline on my feet.

“I hate to stop. They’re not too bad right now. But it might keep them from getting worse.”

“No problem,” he said. “I’ll help you.”

The girls caught up with us again just before the half. We had been running for two hours by then — matching my longest training run. I still felt okay, but the miles were starting to take their toll. Already I had walked up one hill, trying to conserve energy, and had started to concern myself with running the shortest distance between points on the course.

The girls ran beside us along Highway 101 until we could find a suitable place to sit down. I ripped off one shoe: Dan ripped off the other. We got my socks off, and Joanne dolloped jelly on the ball of each foot. I caught a glimpse of one blister, and it looked worse than it felt, which so far wasn’t bad.

Back on the road, I tried to keep the pace down without being too obvious.

“How ya doing?” Dan asked.

“I feel fine. No problem breathing or anything. My legs are just getting a little heavy.”

“I’ll feel better when we hit mile sixteen. Then there’s only ten miles to go.”

“I should be able to handle that.”

The stretch along Surf Pines Road took a lot out of me, though. It was shaded and scenic, but the rolling hills sapped my energy.

We made it to mile sixteen all right.

“How ya doing?” Dan asked again.

“I’m not getting any faster,” I told him.

“You’re not?” He smiled.

Okay, I guess that was obvious. “I’m just going to try to hold on to this,” I said, meaning my pace, of course. “You can go ahead, though. I only asked you to stay back with me for the half.”

“No,” he said, “we’re going to do this together.”

I’m sure he meant what he said, but I had to walk up the hills and that was death to him. “It’s too hard for me to start running again once I do that,” he said.

I tried to keep running, but once we got on Del Rey Road, that little out-and-back leg, I said, “I’m sorry, but I’ve got to walk.”

Dan kept going and that was fine with me. I didn’t want to hold him back. The last time I saw him he was on his way back down Del Rey. I gave him the thumbs up.

“I’ll wait for you,” he offered.

“No, go ahead.”

“You sure?”

“Yeah, go on.”

So I was on my own. I jogged when I felt I could and walked when I had to. I remember Dan saying how demoralizing this leg had been for him the year before, and I could see why. It seemed to go on forever.

Getting down on the flat didn’t help. I jogged a few yards, but that was all. Walking was the best I could get out of my legs. (By contrast, Dan would rip off a few seven-minute miles starting here, I would learn later.) It was cold, with traffic stirring up a chilling breeze, and my legs felt like they might cramp on me at any moment. Hugging my wet shirt to my chest, I tried to keep warm and kept an eye out for the support car.

It was along here, as I walked from mile nineteen to mile twenty, that I began to think about my motivation. Why was I running this race anyway? What did I think I was doing out here on this desolate road?

I had thought about it before, when I was in training, but my answers did not seem as convincing now. I was out here to test my own determination, to see if I could reach a distant goal. But was it really that important, this goal? The marathon had always been a symbol for me, from the time I first decided to try it. It was a test. If I could go the distance, maybe I could achieve some of my other long-range goals as well. But I wasn’t prepared for this test. It didn’t count.

What I was after, I think, was that certain sense of self I had found through cross-country running in high school. It was in high school that I discovered I could do more than I thought I could. It was then that I had surprised myself with my endurance and gained a quiet sense of confidence in my abilities. That sense had been shaken of late by certain personal setbacks, and I was looking to get it back.

But now, being passed by frail old ladies and chunky girls, I couldn’t remember half of what I had told myself during training. I was ready to quit any time — and why not? I hadn’t been able to prepare for this race. I never expected to finish, not really. This was already farther than I had ever run. Dropping out now would be no disgrace. It certainly didn’t mean I would be giving up on my other goals.

I did some figuring and realized that even if I ran ten-minute miles, I’d still be out here more than an hour. And there was no way I could muster that kind of speed, not even close. Better to give up now.

I was convinced. I was done. Only one thing kept me going: the New Yorker was nowhere in sight. I had no choice but to keep moving.

There was an aid station at about mile twenty and, after drinking more ERG, I started to jog again. The course turned to the right and away from the heavily trafficked street I had been on. Just getting away from the cars made me feel better, and I jogged for maybe two miles, nonstop. I even ran backwards at times, just for the change.

I knew once I came around the golf course and saw 22 painted on the road, I would finish. I stopped thinking about how long it would take. Four miles was all I had left. I could crawl that far if I had to.

Dan was probably finishing about now, though I didn’t think about that. He would be struggling when he crossed the line, but not as much as the year before when he went out too fast and was practically delirious by the time he collapsed in the chute.

Shortly after the final aid station, someone on the side of the road said I had 3.1 miles to go. “Seven-eighths of the race is behind you,” she said. I liked the way she phrased that.

For several miles now I had been having an odd craving for a Hershey bar, and when I saw Joanne along the side of the road I made her promise to get me one when this was over.

She had gotten worried and walked the course backward until she found me. I was moving slowly, but had not collapsed in a heap somewhere along the side of the road as she had feared. She was prepared to jog with me, and I tried it briefly, but mostly I just walked. I thought I would save whatever I had for the promenade. I didn’t want to be walking then, with everyone watching.

As we reached the promenade, there was Dan. His arm around Connie, he leaned on her and limped when he walked. He had a smile for me, and a word of encouragement.

Then we started running, Joanne and I. There weren’t many people around, but that didn’t matter at all. In fact, it was better that way, for me.

I glanced at my watch for the first time in about an hour. “Let’s pick it up a little,” I said. “I want to see if I can break five hours.”

We did pick it up, and I had more left than I thought I would, but the finish was farther away than it looked at first. I could see before I got there that too much time had elapsed.

Joanne peeled off, and I stopped looking at the official clock. I concentrated instead on the finish line. I even forgot to stop my watch when I crossed it. But I remembered something: a feeling I had all but forgotten.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

What's in a Name?

I changed my name when I was fifteen. I wasn’t in any kind of trouble, I just didn’t like the person I had become.

That's not quite right. I simply didn't like the image I had of myself. I saw myself as timid and too easily given to tears. I was wishy-washy and didn't know my own mind. (Few fifteen-year-old really do, but I didn't know that.)

In one sense, my name didn’t really matter. I was living in a new state, and the friends I made knew nothing of my imperfect past. I was free to reinvent myself.

The new name was for my benefit.

Anyway, it was easy to make the change. Up until then, everyone had called me Fred. From then on, I would be Al. Since the name on my birth certificate is Alfred, no paperwork was required.

Did it make a difference? I don't really know. I chose Al because it sounded more sophisticated to me at age 15. But I don't feel any more sophisticated at 52, and it doesn't really matter to me anymore.

Well, not much.

I'm certainly not the small-town boy I once was, and I can't imagine living in a small town again. On the other hand, I still have a sister who calls me Fred and I like how it sounds. Friendly and unpretentious. Qualities I'd like to accentuate.