I have lived in Washington, Oregon, and California.
I have visited Mexico, Canada, Israel, Turkey, Greece, Tahiti, Italy, the Czech Republic, Germany, Austria, Slovakia, and Hungary.
I have traveled by train, bus, car, plane, helicopter, jet, Goodyear blimp, sailboat, canoe, kayak, cruise ship, cable car, bike, motorcycle, horse, mule, and elephant (briefly).
I have swam in the Pacific Ocean, the Aegean Sea, and the Dead Sea.
I have skied on snow and skated on ice.
I have been to the top of the Space Needle and the Sears Tower and part way up the Statue of Liberty,
I have hiked down into the Grand Canyon.
I have worked as a farm laborer, grocery clerk, cook, bookseller, woodworker, reporter, editor, copywriter, and ghostwriter.
I finished a marathon in Oregon and a half-marathon on Maui.
I have seen live performances by Van Morrison, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Ricki Lee Jones, Boz Skaggs, Tina Turner, John Mellencamp, Dire Straits, Bob Seger, Heart, Joni Mitchell, Emmylou Harris, Shawn Colvin, Elton John, Neil Diamond, Cat Stevens, Carole King, Gordon Lightfoot, Kim Carnes, Gary U.S. Bonds, Seals & Crofts, Helen Reddy, Southside Johnny and the Ashbury Jukes, Clarence Clemons and the Red Bank Rockers, Taj Mahal, Mavis Staples, America, the Doobie Brothers, the Pogues, the Waterboys, and the Monkees.
I have been in restaurants with Joe DiMaggio and Jerry Rice and didn't bother them.
I very nearly ran into Kenny Loggins, who was trying to get in to see Martin Mull as I was coming out.
I was within shouting distance of Hillary Clinton at Disney World when she was First Lady.
I've had conversations with Frank Shorter, Rosie Greer, and Nate Thurmond.
I once won $100 for telling a joke.